Yaelisms - Part II

I knew I'd forget some and so of course I did -

BIG-ONE: It is never enough for Yael to say something is big. It is always "Big One" and said like it is the biggest deal in the whole world, and I guess it is to a two year old - For example: "I want apiece of chocolate. Oh, big one"
Or I want to have some toilet paper (which she calls paper towels) - the same size as always but it is "big one".

Pretty hair: anytime we brush her hair or put it up in pig tails or a pony tail. I ask her if she wants to do pretty hair and she will run and get her brush and ponytail holders. Trying to explain coo-coo (pony tail in Hebrew and peek-a-boo too) is just too hard.


She either has the littlest bladder I know or is still in the I hafta see every potty in every place we go to stage. We go at least once everywhere and sometimes up to 5 times within an hour.. Guess it is fun for her to feel like she has control over SOMETHING.

But we always give the kids choices...meat or chicken? [fish is not an option since Eran doesn't like the smell - but I'm trying to win him over to tilapia]
Flat (cheese quesadilla with tomato salsa) or rollada (cream cheese or hummus in a tortilla)

My kids are great helpers in the kitchen as long as you know that you will have 2 individual helpers and not that they will help each other.
When I make "Israeli" salad - cukes and tomatoes with some lemon juice and olive oil dressing, I cut up the veggies pretty small and Yael puts them in the bowl and stir. Then Yoni helps add teh dressing and stir.
Yoni makes the best matzah balls. When I make them they come out like leaden cannon balls, but his come out nice and fluffy. He also does nicely making guacamole. And you know what - if you let them help you make it, they are more likely to eat it - even if they are picky eaters. Some of my kids' favorite foods are GREEN: cucumbers, grapes, guacamole, apples - WHO KNEW!

Before I forget them:

Here is the latest installment of the Yaelisms. Sorry it's been so long since I've written. Life just got in the way as usual.

• We have recently been singing the Baby Bumblebee song a lot – over and over and over again. She asks for it by saying “Bee song” and doing the “buzzzzz” movement with her hand landing in her other hand like a buzzing bee… So for those who don’t know and love it, here is our version [- the words in RED are interchangeable]:
  
  Cupped hands swinging back and forth:
  I’m scooping up my baby bumblebee
  Won’t my mommy be so proud of me
  I’m bringing home my baby bumblebee
  Open hand and look wounded
  Spoken: OUCH! It stung me
  Then Yael usually asks me to kiss her finger and I shake my hand as if it was stung
  
  Making squishing movements with hands
  I’m squishing up my baby bumblebee
  Won’t my mommy be so proud of me
  I’m smushing up my baby bumblebee
  Open hands and make a “yucky” face
  OOH YUCK!
  
  Wiping hands on pants or shirt
  I’m wiping off my baby bumblebee
  Won’t my mommy be so proud of me
  I’m cleaning up my baby bumblebee
  Open hands out to the sides and say
  ALL CLEAN!
  
  We usually sing it at least 3 times in a row and sometimes she twirls around and around. Very cute :)
• She calls Grandpa Stewart “Purpaw” cause she can’t quite make all the correct sounds for Grandpa. I then call him “Purple” just to tease her and she laughs and says “no, not purple, mommy – purpaw”…So I think we have a new kid friendly nickname for Stew – Purpaw Or Grandpa Purple: And you and I have no say in the matter – the child has spoken.
  
• When we talk to him on Skype [it’s the new landline don’t ya know] she always wants to know where’s Bubbe? Cause the first time we did this Bubbe was in the background watching Law and Order on the couch and she waived at us. Now she thinks Bubbe should be there too, even if she knows that Bubbe is in Conroe or sleeping in her bed.
  
• We are taking Yoni to a modeling audition this weekend to see if he has what it takes. If he gets it, the prize includes an advertising campaign and a scholarship to Page Parks which is where we wanted to go anyway. This is a FREE way to see if he really does have what it takes – but I just don’t want to be one of those stage moms. So I’ll tell him to be the best he can be, don’t scrunch up his face when he smiles, to do what they tell him and that’s that!