Thursday, January 08, 2009

I'll start with a joke and we'll go from there...


This explains all you need to know about Israeli-Palestinian politics.
What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?

  • The Italian - throws the cup, breaks it, and walks away in a fit of rage.
  • The German - carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it and makes a new cup of coffee.
  • The Frenchman - takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.
  • The Chinese - eats the fly and throws away the coffee.
  • The Russian - Drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no charge.
  • The Israeli - sells the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Chinese, drinks tea and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.
  • The Palestinian - blames the Israeli for the fly falling in his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, the Chinese, the German and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give away his cup of tea to the Palestinian.
Eran's been grumpy lately, especially since the war in Israel may soon have a second front. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,477745,00.html

This is what I did last night in support of Israel, while he stayed with the kiddos and watched a movie. http://www.myfoxhouston.com/myfox/MyFox/pages/sidebar_video.jsp?contentId=8212710&version=1&locale=EN-US [One of these days I'll figure out how to use the video upload feature]

Singing Hatikva used to get me choked up every time. Last night they had both Hatkiva and the Star Spangled Banner on the program, in the wrong order. Someone mentioned that the State Dept protocol insists that the US national anthem be sung last...I chose to make Alyiah in 2000, so I am both Israeli and American-like a lot of people at the event. What difference does it make when you sing what anthem?

Yesterday they didn't mention Rabin's assaination when we sang Shir LaShalom, but that is what got me more choked up. That was really the catalyst that drove me back to Israel in the first place.

Another friend is organizing a show of support and I will be on the bandwagon then too.
Never been much of an activist but always have had strong opinions.
How can you make your opinion count and show your support?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I really liked the joke. It has so much truth to it. In unrelated news, thanks for linking to The Big Felafel!